Thursday, December 19, 2013

Rhonda Rants: As a Christmas Movie, It's a Wonderful Life Sucks! Part 2

A distraught George Bailey (James Stewart) ple...
A distraught George Bailey (James Stewart) pleads for help from Mr. Potter. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

At this point, I have to quote The Movie Waffler, Eric Hillis, who writes, "So, what makes a perfect Christmas movie? The evidence would suggest it should be at least three hours long, a flop on its original release and terrifying for children. A 180 minutes extended cut of Willy Wonka sounds just right." 
Oh, those terrifying oompah-loompahs!  He has a point-- but only insofar as really superficial qualities that seem to correlate to success.  Obviously, I'm not the only person writing about the genre this year (or any other), and any characteristics I come up with are open to challenges, but I'm going to take a stab at it. 
1.  It must be set during the holiday season.
2.  The traditional Christmas ideals and values must underlie the plot and theme, with the aim of encouraging viewers to be better people and care more about their fellow humans.
3.  It must, at some point, be heartwarming.
4.  It must have a happy ending that satisfies.

That's not a lot, but It's a Wonderful Life only meets number 1 completely, with a possibility of number 3 for some viewers (not me).  In contrast, Die Hard and Lethal Weapon qualify for 1, 3, and 4, and they are generally considered NOT to be Christmas movies (because of no. 2).   In fact, the point of IaWL seems to be that George has a disappointing life because he is a good person, which certainly doesn't encourage good behavior -- Mr. Potter's only disappointment in life is that he hasn't managed to shut George down.  Otherwise, his life -- even with whatever caused his disability -- appears to have been just ducky. 

IaWL is about a man who wants to kill himself because he is going to go to prison for a crime he did not commit and thinks that his family would be happier without him and with his life insurance.  Lethal Weapon is about a man who wants to kill himself because his beloved wife died.  So, George has less reason for suicide, yet it takes an angel to stop him.  Martin Riggs, on the other hand, wants to die because of love, but he manages to find the strength to go on without divine intervention.  Isn't he a better role model for people in despair?

But that's beside my main point.  The real problem for me is number 4:   It must have a happy ending that satisfies.  This is where IaWL completely drops out of any list, or should.  (and this is also where I really wish I could lay my hands on Rebbie's copy of Connie Willis's "Miracle" -- she does a terrific job of explaining this).  Not only does the ending drip enough sap for a maple forest, GEORGE IS STILL GOING TO JAIL!  As Willis notes, giving back the money does not solve the problem:  the missing money is a known fact, and even if the police don't want to prosecute, they will, and not just because Potter has the power to insist that the charges be pressed.  Is the town going to support his family while he's away?  How is he going to feel about that?  Suicidal again?  Are there angels in training lining up to save him every time something bad happens?  

And the capper:  POTTER GETS AWAY WITH IT!  And with the $8000, to boot, which should ease his pain until George goes to jail and the business fails.  What kind of a Christmas movie lets a really evil villain off the hook?  Only the folks at SNL had the guts to produce a good ending for the film (sadly, it's impossible to find at the moment, but you might enjoy Jimmy Kimmel's take on IaWL as presented by Fox News).

I want to finish by putting It's a Wonderful Life in another category altogether.  It belongs on any list of good films that are hard to watch a second time.  Once you realize that George is going to jail and Potter will triumph, the rest of the film leading up to the hokey, misleading ending feels like someone is trying to beat you to death with the irony stick.  

So, merry Christmas, and you might to watch some real Christmas movies, like Miracle on 34th StreetHeidi (the Shirley Temple version, please), The Bishop's Wife, or your pick for the best adaptation of A Christmas Carol.    
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Rhonda Rants: As a Christmas Movie, It's a Wonderful Life Sucks! Part 1

Poster for IAWL
Poster for IAWL (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
If you've been following this, you know that I just spent a semester working on a film analysis based on film genres.  Well, yesterday I got into an argument with my friend Lisa about It's a Wonderful Life, and what we were really arguing, I decided later, was about the entire Christmas movie genre.  Then I got up this morning and turned the tv on, only to find that it was set on the Hallmark Movie Channel, which is now showing (mostly) Christmas movies, most of them made for Hallmark, with some classics thrown in.  It made me think over what Lisa said. 

She's a big IaWL fan, even though she hates black-and-white movies in general.  I like b/w movies, but I can't stand IaWL, even though I like everyone in it.  If you're like Lisa, brace yourself -- I'm not going to show it any mercy.  And, you might want to look into this issue-- there's plenty of discussion about it on the web, plus a great short story, "Miracle," by Connie Willis (award-winning s/f writer) that has a plot rooted in the flaws of IaWL.

To begin with, the film was a major flop in its original release for some very good reasons:  it concerns a suicidal man who has had a life filled with so many disappointments that he can't see anything positive in it, so an angel shows him how much worse other people's lives (not his) would have been if he hadn't been born.  You wouldn't think this would be very persuasive, since the main cause of all George's disappointments is his almost pathological need to sacrifice his own wants and needs for others.  Basically, this film is a twist on Dickens's A Christmas Carol, just a bit more subtle about it than other films.  There's one obvious parallel set piece:  the dance at the high school gym, which is one of the few happy moments in the film, is the Fezziwigs' Christmas party in post-WWII drag, but other parallels are there throughout.  The bottom line is that it was too grim for its time (there were other factors as well, things like how it was released to theaters, etc.), and it sank into obscurity until something that had nothing to do with its merits turned it into a Christmas staple:  copyright laws.

I first got this story from my mother, who also doesn't get IaWL as a Christmas movie.  According to her, she never saw the film until the late '70s, when all of a sudden it was all over television (at a time when there were only 7 or so channels in the Chicago market), except for the three major networks.  The reason for this was that its copyright had ended and it was in the public domain: all the tv stations needed was a copy to show-- they did have to pay some royalties, but they didn't have to make deals to buy packages of films (the usual way things worked then), which meant it was as close to pure profit for them as they could get.  This situation went on through the 1980s (showings fell off somewhat over time, because people could only take so much), with the start of home video.  You could get copies from a bunch of different companies, all with different covers and of different quality (some were made from really crummy prints).  Then, one fateful day, it all ended.

The way she remembers it is that it was discovered that a song in the film was still under copyright, which may or may not be true (I haven't looked hard enough to find anything on it), but according to Wikipedia (a source that may or may not be as reliable as my mother), it was the original source material, the short story "The Greatest Gift," that was still under copyright, and "In 1993, Republic Pictures, which was the successor to NTA, relied on the 1990 U.S. Supreme Court ruling in Stewart v. Abend (which involved another Stewart film, Rear Window) to enforce its claim to the copyright. While the film's copyright had not been renewed, Republic still owned the film rights to 'The Greatest Gift'; thus the plaintiffs were able to argue its status as a derivative work of a work still under copyright" (Wikipedia).

My point in telling you this is that through the relentless bombardment of tv broadcasts coinciding with their own Christmas experiences, people were brainwashed into thinking that IaWL is a good Christmas movie.  They associate it with good times that happened while the film was on their tvs, and it became a Christmas tradition that was interrupted for a while until NBC got a license to air it (but only twice a year).  By that time, people were jonesing for it, possibly in a literal sense.  I can just imagine whole families not knowing how to begin their celebrations without seeing the film first to trigger all their memories.

All of this doesn't get me to discussing why it's no good as a Christmas movie, but that's okay.  I'll do it in my next post. 

    
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Thursday, December 5, 2013

Guess Who's a New Metaphor for Annoying

English: Patrick Sharp of the Chicago Blackhaw...
Not Annoying:  Patrick Sharp of the Chicago
 Blackhawks takes practice shots.
(Photo credit: Wikipedia)
My last post for the semester has only the slightest connection to my writing.  A couple of weeks ago, according to one of my classmates this morning, Marc Giangreco, the ABC7 (Chicago) sports anchor, was talking about the Phoenix Coyotes, who were playing the Blackhawks that night.  He said something like "these guys are almost as obnoxious as Miley Cyrus."  I don't know about that, but it must be hard to be the new synonym for annoying.  Personally, I think she comes off as desperate and she makes people uncomfortable, which I guess could be interpreted as obnoxious.

And now I've got my 20 posts.
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Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Is the BBC's Atlantis Neo-Mythology?

Cast of BBCAmerica's Whitechapel

Yes, I thought of something to write about!  And it only took a couple of minutes, thanks to BBCAmerica sending me an email (I signed up when they were showing Whitechapel last year.  I hear that Whitechapel has been cancelled, which, imho is a crime.  It just may be the best thing I've seen on any channel in the last couple of years, and it got me watching other shows on BBCAmerica for the first time) about their new show, Atlantis

The story here is initially set in the present day, but Jason (the hero) gets sucked into ancient Atlantis somehow when he's searching the ocean for his missing father.  If this present-day action can be counted-- it's probably not even five minutes -- then it looks to me like the show meets all of the neo-mythology genre requirements.  The best thing in the show so far is Mark Addy as Hercules.  He sort of reminds me of Oliver Platt playing Paul Bunyan in Tall Tale, a movie I liked a lot as a kid.  Like Platt, Mark Addy is nothing like what most people imagine Hercules would be.  He's not very tall, he's the opposite of buff 'n cut (to put it nicely), and he seems to have a drinking problem. 

Unfortunately, the stories so far aren't as fun as Addy's take on Hercules, but it has some potential for improvement, as my mother would say.  I hope it does improve, especially since it's already been renewed for a second season, which makes me resent the cancellation of Whitechapel even more.

And now I'm really ticked off, because as I was going over the related articles offered by Zemanta, I saw one about how Ripper Street is now cancelled, too.  Waaaaah!  It's a world gone mad. 

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Three to Get Ready

Pageant of American Literature, view 1
Pageant of American Literature, view 1
 (Photo credit: CT State Library)
Yep, I still need three more posts to get full credit, and they have to be done in time to turn in the hard copy with my portfolio by 8am tomorrow.  I'm not too sure that I'm going to make it.  The rest of the portfolio is good to go -- I finished the cover essay pretty quickly, for once -- but I'm having trouble thinking of anything to write about in these last few entries. 

I got all the classes I wanted for spring semester, so that's good, but I just heard that they're not offering Masterpieces of American Literature over the summer, which is bad.  I wanted to take that to fill out my gen-eds before I transfer to a four-year school (which one, I don't know yet) because I already know something about it (unlike geology, ugh), and I thought I could manage a good grade in it, even at the faster summer pace.  On the other hand (what was the first hand?), I can work more hours if I'm not taking any classes, and I really do need the money. 

I've made length now, but this is the most pathetic post I've written so far.
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